–The shortest distance between two points is not a straight line because our planet is elliptical.
–When a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode, then they die.
–There are more atoms in a single glass of water, than glasses of water in all the oceans of the Earth.
–Once Charlie Chaplin entered a contest for “Charlie Chaplin look-alikes” and he came in third.
–You replace every particle in your body every seven years. You are literally not the same person you were 7 years ago.
–George W Bush was the head cheerleader at Phillips Acadamy Boarding school during his senior year of high school!
–A tree is the opposite of your lungs. Physically and functionally.
–You are not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.
–Both of Jack Black’s parents are rocket scientists.
I am sitting in front of my computer, trying to write, and this is what happened!
Sometimes you have to accept distraction and find the fun in it.
(and my college professor of intro to math)