Find the Funny Fridays, in quotes

Here we go, second Friday of “Find the Funny Fridays.” Sometimes we take life too seriously…and laughter seriously works.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.  When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour.  That’s relativity.–Albert Einstein

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.–Steve Martin

Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding!” is my favorite. –unknown

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.–Winnie the Pooh

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.– William Shakespeare

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. –Robin Williams

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won’t expect it back. –Oscar Wilde

Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
— Garrison Keillor

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
— Mark Twain

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
— Erma Bombeck

And finally…Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin

xoxo

 

 

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