Here we go, second Friday of “Find the Funny Fridays.” Sometimes we take life too seriously…and laughter seriously works.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.–Albert Einstein
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.–Steve Martin
Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding!” is my favorite. –unknown
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.–Winnie the Pooh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.– William Shakespeare
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. –Robin Williams
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. –Oscar Wilde
Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
— Garrison Keillor
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
— Mark Twain
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
— Erma Bombeck
And finally…Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
— George Carlin